Thomas Dismukes

Thomas Dismukes


Telling Stories That Equip and Entertain Today's Leaders!

Inspiring true life stories, moving messages, edge of your seat attention and pee in your pants humor. Youll not forget about Thomas anytime soon because youll ask him back again

Fee Range: $5,000 - $7,500
Travels from Charlotte, NC (US)

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Thomas Dismukes
Thomas Dismukes - Motivational Speaker

Stories That Tell

Telling Stories That Equip and Entertain Today's Leaders!

Inspiring true life stories, moving messages, edge of your seat attention and pee in your pants humor. You’ll not forget about Thomas anytime soon… because you’ll ask him back again!

Fee Range: $5,000 - $7,500
Travels from Charlotte, NC

  • The National Speakers Association
Thomas Dismukes - Motivational Speaker

Thomas Dismukes

Stories That Tell

Telling Stories That Equip and Entertain Today's Leaders!

Inspiring true life stories, moving messages, edge of your seat attention and pee in your pants humor. You’ll not forget about Thomas anytime soon… because you’ll ask him back again!

Fee Range: $5,000 - $7,500
Travels from: Charlotte, NC

  • The National Speakers Association

For more information about booking Thomas Dismukes,
Or call SpeakerMatch at 1-866-372-8768.


       More than A MILLION PEOPLE across 21 countries have heard Thomas' truly amazing, heart warming and hilarious stories.  His lessons on leadership have proven time and again to have a profound impact on Personal Growth and Team Productivity!


       Are you looking for a unique experience?  Do you want your group to laugh, relax and have fun, all while gathering valuable life and leadership tools?  

How about these true life adventures... 

Skinning Skunks in Space Suits and Lassoing Wild Beavers, Sleeping in Dumpsters in England and Train Stations in Czechoslovakia, Exploring the Arctic Circle, Surviving Bareback Rodeos and Electrocution in Sweden, Discovering a Lost Medieval Tomb in Scotland, Walking Through the Alps Barefoot and Bare Handling 10,000 Bees or Breaking a World Record... these are just a few true life adventures Thomas can share.


       BUT WHO CARES!  It's not about Thomas, it's all about serving YOU and helping your team be more productive and profitable.  It's all about helping people discover and develop THEIR story through their talents and passion.  Expect great things to happen!  Your group will walk away with leadership tools that focus on:

  • Priorities
  • Personal and Professional Life Balance
  • How to make a genuine connection with coworkers and customers.
  • Understanding the power of our words, thoughts and our smile.
  • Living life with intention and to die empty.
  • Perseverance through hard times.


       Thomas will inspire and move your team to do their best and get the best out of life.  Not through arrogance, but humility and assured confidence. He takes the "best of the best" leadership principles, stories and experiences and distills life gems for immediate understanding and application.  Thomas' powerful stories give meaning behind the madness, in a principle everyone can relate to, laugh at and apply to their lives.

Thomas Dismukes --  Motivational Storyteller: Humorist and Adventurer 


Why do meeting planners love to hire Thomas?

  1. Thomas is there to SERVE YOU, not be served.  As an extension of your staff he wants to be the last thing you have to worry about and the first thing people praise you for. He takes pride in the extra little things he does to make your event a success.
  2. Absolute Guarantee:  There is no doubt, people will come away laughing, encouraged, inspired and challenged with essential leadership principles.  He offers a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee.  If he can’t give you what you want, Thomas will not take the job.  His name and your business are too important to do otherwise.  (By the way...No one has ever wanted their money back.)
  3. Thomas has established trust and credibility worldwide.  He speaks to more than 100,000 people a year and limits the number of bookings.  He is repeatedly sought after by corporate, government, education and nonprofit organizations because he delivers a memorable and effective presentation. 

Contact Thomas for a free copy of his book "A Leader's FOCUS" and how he can serve you.


**** What are people saying about Thomas Dismukes...****

"Thomas Dismukes is a genuine Motivator.  The true and practical stories he tells, creates an great environment for growth and motivates people to MOVE and act on THEIR unique talents." Comrat, Moldova

"In my 30+ years in education, I can not remember a more enjoyable start to our school year.  The teachers laughed and had a great time while also getting the message about the struggles of life and how to handle them."  Dr Richard Page Superintendent: Joplin School District  (shortly after tornado destruction)

"People are quoting your wisdom and using your Die Empty as their closing remarks!  You were a hit!" Sue Farni:   GMIS International Conference, New Mexico

"Tremendous!"   Elmer Ronnebaum:  Kansas Rural Water Association
"My job requires me to listen to thousands of speaker.  Thomas Dismukes is by far, the best I have ever seen!  I was truly amazed how well he captured, held and inspired the audience."  Lucky Moore:  Operations Manager, Swiftel Center, South Dakota

"A Gold Mine" YPO Switzerland

 "Entertaining with a purpose." YMCA

 "Phenomenal!" Staples

 "He kept the audience spellbound." Chick-fil-A

 "The message was perfect and humor even better." Univ. Notre Dame

 "Thomas' stories give hope and encouragement to others." American Cancer Society.

 "Your messages are so universal that people across the borders can relate to the same." Tamil Nadu, India

 "Thank you for inspiring and challenging our staff." Trudy Cathy White, WinShape Camps, Chick-fil-A

 "Having Thomas Dismukes speak at our conference was one of the best decisions our association has made.  We were looking for a motivational and inspirational speaker to close out our conference and we hit the jack pot with Thomas! Shannon Templet; LA Personnel Council, Inc

"Thomas' motivational, inspirational speech was just the ticket to get our school year off to a great beginning.  Our teachers thoroughly enjoyed his homespun humor, his expert balancing skill and his heart-felt stories about which everyone could relate.  I would recommend Thomas without reservation to be a speaker for any/all groups.  We greatly enjoyed his time with us. It was terrific!"
Dr. Darrell G. Floyd, Superintendent of Schools Stephenville, TX 


The following are a few of the groups Thomas has recently served.

US Government /State Agencies

  • US-EPA
  • USDA
  • NIH
  • US Coast Guard
  • US Forest Service
  • Supreme Court of Missouri
  • National Rural Water Association
  • Department of Natural Resources
  • LA Department of Justice
  • Department of Health Ohio
  • SC Extension
  • Southern States Correctional Association
  • Florida Council on Crime and Delinquency


  • Staples
  • Chick-fil-A
  • HP
  • APAK
  • Monsanto
  • T-Lake
  • Grange Insurance
  • Duke Energy
  • Microsoft
  • Wells Fargo
  • Roche
  • Timber Block
  • Bay Care
  • Endura


  • Penn State University
  • University of Notre Dame
  • Missouri Southern State U.
  • Clemson University
  • Arizona State U.
  • Texas A&M
  • Wayne State U.
  • Tennessee Wesleyan College
  • Turtle Moutain CC
  • Wayne County Community College
  • Oklahoma State U
  • TN Board of Regents
  • Florida Schools Association
  • St.Leo University
  • South West Center For Educational Excellence

Student Organizations

  • National FFA Organization
  • National BETA Club
  • Student Council
  • DECA
  • FBLA
  • HOSA
  • National 4-H Council
  • Skills USA
  • Boy Scouts of America
  • Girl Scouts


  • Bay Care Hospitals
  • American Cancer Society
  • AIChE Leadership Training
  • YMCA
  • AYP
  • Chamber of Commerce (14)
  • Dairy Farms of America
  • ACA-American Camping Association
  • Camp Arrow Head
  • Camp Sertoma
  • JC Camp Hope
  • Professional Photographers of Indiana  PPI


  • Upward Celebrations
  • Hundreds of Churches
  • Youth Conferences
  • Pastor-Spouse Retreats
  • Christian Storytelling Festival


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